WWE Smackdown Vs. RAW 2009 cover art!

4. July 2008 by Matt.

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A lingerie calendar for 2009

30. June 2008 by Steven.

You can click for a slightly bigger version. I just got bored and wanted to be creative so I made a lingerie calendar…what don’t most people do that in their free time.

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WooJew Episode 31 Show Notes!

24. June 2008 by Matt.

-Matt makes a terrible entrance using Owen Hart’s music…bad Jew…no Bacon
-Matt attempts to be a producer…he’s still on mic
-KEGGER
-Matt fucks up the mics 35 seconds into the show…terrible producer
-Kristin’s brother took 3 gallon jugs of beer from Steven’s house
-Chris Candido died in 2005…Kevin Nash had a staph infection…CC faked a leg injury…2 minutes later gets a leg injury…Died 72 hours later from a staph infection…Wrestlin has never been more real
-Eric wishes death on Kevin Nash
-Steven saw Eric’s girlfriends BOOBS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!!
-And another girl’s BOOBS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!!!!
-Steven fears for his well being
-It was a graduation present
-Steven doesn’t remember Matt leaving the kegger…he drank for 12 hours
-Steven drank 20 out of 32 hours between Friday and Saturday
-Everyone is cool with the BOOBS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!!!
-Jason was naked - “Schlong hanging out”
-Matt is sitting in the “junk” chair
-Matt tries to move the show along…FAIL
-Felicia brought her cousin to the kegger…got naked in front of him
-Old ECW…Where Hardcore Began
-”It’s so great to watch Steve Corino’s head explode”
-”For $200 this guy would risk brain damage for me”
-TNA staff member loses his thumb, some other guy dies
-Stone Cold did it
-Koko B. Ware as a groomsman, with Frankie 2
-”I drooled all over myself because a bird died in a fire…Why wouldn’t he fly away”
-Hulk Hogan + Wrestling = Eh?
-Hulk Hogan + Wrestling + Reality Show = EH?
-Hulk Hogan + Celebrity Wrestling + Reality Show + Dustin Diamond = KICK ASS
-Butterbean should punch Screech
-Mark Paul Goessler did it right, so did Mario Lopez…to an extent
-Next week Matt won’t be allowed in the room
-Woojew the Music Volume 1 is officially available: e-mail Matt for a copy Matt@woojew.com
-Eric’s girlfriend questioned the cover where it says her name on Eric’s To Do list…seemed obvious to the boys

-”It’s either this or we play ookie cookie every time we get together.”
-Steven’s mom was surprised how talkative Matt was a blamed beer…he’d had a glass
-Obvious statement - Keg’s are heavy
-Keg’s are economical if you have 10+ people drinking
-July 4th Kegger…possible
-Superman really is dead…he fell off a horse, then ate babies on Southpark
-Wrestler Chris Benoit’s Murdered Wife NUDE!
-Vince McMahon does cocaine…all those surprised raise your hand
-Kelly Kelly pees in sinks…seriously…google it…images
-Family members should never ask you for PORN…it’s wrong and creepy
-Steven loans out porn…wanna borrow some e-mail him at steven@woojew.com
-Two Girls One Cup now you have to pay for disgusting stuff
-Matt tells a story you can barely hear…because he doesn’t have a mic…because he’s a producer…right
-Wanna see something disturbing…go to google
-Two words: Ed McMahon
-Larryking.com, the boys try and buy it…For the record, this didn’t work it is owned, not by the boys, do not ever go there
-If only there was some way for Ed McMahon to get $25,000 to stop the foreclosure on his house
-Rich People + Coke = Broke (e.g. Ed McMahon and Dustin Diamond)
-”You buy nice cars, you buy nice wives”
-”Fuck you, you dirty old jew”
-Listen to Him…listen to Who?

-Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!

Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out!

You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

This week we played:

“Superman’s Dead” by Our Lady Peace
From the album,  A Decade

“I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” by Smitty and T Payne

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So bored and tired of Dora

20. June 2008 by Steven.

Just something quick I put together.

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Weezer: The Black Album

15. June 2008 by Matt.

This is a collection of B-sides and rare recordings from the early days of Weezer. Think of it as Weezer Album 2.5. It’s a great record, and if you’re new to Weezer this is the perfect place to get you started!
This file is being freely distributed on the Weezer forums and I thought I’d share it here. It’s really quite spectacular. You really need to listen to the tracks in order to get the full effect. The guy who put this together added alot of cool transitions and other hidden goodies!

http://www.sendspace.com/file/pkf4uy

1. You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
2. Waiting On You
3. I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams/Mrs. Young
4. Susanne
5. You Won’t Get With Me Tonight
6. Devotion
7. Velouria
8. Jamie
9. Longtime Sunshine
10. Mykel & Carli
11. Jamie (Acoustic) [Hidden Track]

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FAQ: What to do if you have a demon in your home?

15. June 2008 by Matt.

Demons are funny things. Well not so much “funny.” More like terrifying. They can either be a simple angry spirit that hurls kitchen knives at you, or they can take the physical shape of some multi-tenticled hellspawn with six mouths and a mind that telepathically screams words and images capable of plunging you into a nightmare realm of torture. But whatever your class of demonic possession, this handy FAQ will help you deal with it.

Let’s get started!

I have awoken to a horrible sound coming from my living room.

You should probably go and investigate to see what is going on. Considering this is a booklet on demons, coming face-to-face with one is a startlingly possible scenario.

There seems to be some kind of…goat…in my living room, eating my throw pillows.

If it is simply a goat, consider calling animal control. Or simply shoo it out of your house and into the street where someone else will deal with it. I’m sure someone is looking for their goat.

It has six legs and a tail made purely of bone. I doubt this is a regular goat.

Then it is probably a demon. I fucking told you so. A goat is commonly associated with hell and demonic imagery. Booyah.

Should I still try to remove it myself?

Probably not. You have no idea what kind of powers this particular demon possesses. For all you know it’s a soul-eater.

A what?

A soul-eater. You know, feast on your immortal, holy vessel? If it manages to devour your soul, you’ll know nothing but suffering for all of eternity.

I’m kinda scared.

Odds are it isn’t a soul-eater. That is reserved for a higher class of demon. Usually something that looks more…demony.

I still don’t know what to do about the goat-thing.

Has it noticed you yet? If it hasn’t, try to get it’s attention. If you are lucky, it’s simply lost on our mortal plane, and will run back the festering womb from which it was spawned.

I hit it in the head with a coffee table book. It looks pissed.

Which coffee table book did you hit it with?

Seasons by Frans Heidrich.

Fuck, that book sucks. No wonder you only managed to make it angry.

I fail to see what my choice of book has to do with anything.

Look, just don’t sweat it. You have a couple of options here. On the one hand, you can try and fight it. If you are a particularly religious sort…

I’m not.

Then you might want to consider the other option of…

The goat has torn one of my kidneys out, and is eating it.

This means you have encountered a Gnuth T’kour. This is a special class of demon with a particular fondness for human organs. They are usually employed by Satan to eat the innards of the worst sinners. These organs grow back with each passing day, so the sinners are forced to have their own intestines eaten in front of them until the end of time. Legend has it that…

The goat has removed a large portion of my small intestine.

He’s already onto your gut? Man, you are fu…

The goat is devouring my liver.

Your last hope is to carve a pentagram on your chest and accept Satan as your lord and master. This might sway the Lord of Darkness into giving you a less demeaning eternity in hell. Like scooping up the fetid shit of the crucified, or waxing his evil Mercedes.

Satan drives a Mercedes?

Yes, yes he does.

I think I’m dead.

You can’t be dead if you are asking questions.

…

Now you are dead.

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Episode 30 show notes!

13. June 2008 by Matt.

-Hooray for Barack Obama!
-Matt bought a 3 DVD box set about the U.S. Presidents. Dork.
-We need to stop codding our children. Let the dumb ones sit in the mud. - Matt Schlein
-Red pens hurt your feelings.
-Steven would like to be rewarded for his being a decent guy.
-It’s always sunny in North Texas!
-Matt has a broader knowledge of HTML than the guy that runs the website at Steven’s work.
-HTM-what now?
-Tonight at ten…can WooJew kill you??? LISTEN NOW…AT TEN O CLOCK!
-Kristin calls in! She’s going to Derek’s house!
-Matt’s taking a step back from active hosting duties on the show. He’ll be more of a producer.
-Eric and Steven don’t quite understand.
-Matt is the Potsie of WooJew.
-What what in the butt?
-…and that’s how cold activation works!
-The boys play 6 degree of Kevin Bacon, except without any destination in mind.
-Matt LeBlanc was in the Red Shoe Diaries.
-So was Tasha Yar!
-I’m not just sure, I’m HIV postitive!
-FAG!Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!

Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out!

You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

This week we played:

“Pig” by Weezer
From the album,  Weezer (The Red Album)[Deluxe Edition]

“Seasons Of Love” by The cast Of Rent
From the album, Rent: The Official Motion Picture Soundtrack

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Weezeriffic

9. June 2008 by Matt.

I’ve really been on a Weezer kick since the Red Album hoopla started a few weeks back. I’ve picked up a handful of Weezer discs in the last week including:

Alone: The Home Recordings Of Rivers Cuomo

This is a neat little gem. It’s all demos and home recordings that Rivers did from 1992-2007.  Some of my favorites include the slower demo for Buddy Holly, the various “Songs From The Black Hole” demos, 1997’s Crazy One and 2004’s I Was Made For You. For a demo disc, most of these songs are surprisingly fleshed out. Along with the very detailed booklet, these songs give you a nice journey through Rivers’ musical life, and Weezer’s history.

The Good Life Austraillian EP

Apparently this one is a holy grail of Weezer singles for the hardcore fans. Kinda like any of the GLS HIM singles. I dunno, I found it on half.com for 12 bucks. Anyways this bad boy features 2 b-sides from the Pinkerton era, both of which were originally demos for “Songs From The Black Hole”. One, “I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams” is the first Weezer song to be sung by someone other than Rivers. Rachel Haden from the Rentals handles the vocal duties. I love this song so much! Also included are two live acoustic songs, The Good Life and Pink Triangle, both from a performance Weezer did at a school cafeteria as part of a contest. Fantastic versions of both of these songs!

I also ordered Hash Pipe and Island In The Sun singles for a few bucks each off half.com. They both feature 3 b-sides! I also just ordered a UK copy of the Red album, that features 2 new bonus tracks. Woot!

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The biggest collection of douchebags…ever.

5. June 2008 by Matt.

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/New-Jersey-Douchebags.html

For the love of everything that is (and isn’t) holy, you MUST click this link.

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Woojew the Music Update

4. June 2008 by Steven.

So we created cover art for Woojew The Music Volume 1 last night and I have to say I’m rather impressed. It took some time but I think it is creative and fun and really tells a lot about the show, ourselves and the project. We will be releasing after the Keg party on Friday. I will put up a copy of it on here and we will start creating some ads as well in case you want any of your friends to check out a copy.

Remember you can get your copy either at the party on Friday or by contacting Matt at matt@woojew.com. No cost to you, we will ship it directly to you, hell, we’ll even autograph it if you want.

One day it’ll be worth something, just you watch.

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