Why do Matt and I enjoy wrestling…

28. November 2007 by Steven.

As told by Strongbad.

Every Tuesday Matt and I get together and watch (scan through, really) Monday night’s episode of Raw because for a long time we have both been huge wrestling fans…marks even for those who know the lingo.

Last night, with Episode 9’s special guest at the house, we started watching again. And as “guest” was asking questions I started thinking…why the hell do we still watch this.

WWE has become so disillusioned in what they do and it really has taken all the fun out of watching wrestling any more. Maybe we are just getting older, but I really think there is something lacking in the product that was there when we were younger.

WWE breaks kayfabe (showing fans the behind the scenes aspect of the company) more now than they ever have before as WWE magazine can’t even hold on to secrets (putting Y2J on the cover weeks before his debut). It’s just sad.

If I ever make any amount of money there are three things that I have thought about doing.

Kirby’s strip club

A bar

or a Wrestling Promotion where I can book something correctly.

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Next paycheck, I’m buying $800 worth of lottery tickets and a Slim Jim…Snap into it.

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