Archive for January 2008

Episode 13+

A video that relates to Episode 13…listen first or it won’t make any sense Woojew.com

Dan Whitney

For those curious who have listened to Episode 13…Dan Whitney is indeed Larry the Cable Guy.

Can The Patriots finally Lose???

At halftime the score is 14-9 Patriots.  I really hope that San Diego can come back and win this game so that the talk of the undefeated season will stop.

I posted this on Myspace too, but WTF

1) Answer the questions below
2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket
3) Take a picture from the first page of results and post.
4) You can’t copy the persons answers who posted this before you!
Age at next birthday: I don’t know what this photo has to do with the number 23 but whatever.

twenty-three

Place you want to visit: Ireland

ireland

Favorite Place: Home
home

Favorite object: Xbox 360
xbox

Favorite food: Pizza
pizza

Favorite animal: Gnu
Gnu

Favorite color: Yellow
=]]

City you were born in: Arlington…kind of ironic
arlington

City you’d like to live in: St. Paul
st paul

Former pet’s name: Mister, the family dog
mister

What you desire most: Job
job

OR

JOB

Your nickname: Kirby
kirby

Your middle name: Aaron
Aaron.

Your last name: Kirby, I know we did one already, doing another
kirby

Your worst habit: Procrastination
Procrastination

Your first job: Kroger, it was this or the logo??
kroger

Your grandmother’s name: Monette

Celebrity crush: Jessica Alba
jessica alba

Favorite Drink: Coke Zero
coke zero

Guilty Pleasure: Wrestling
wrestling

While Prince’s guitar fucking wails

http://tv.jubii.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftmGd.html

Check that shit out.
Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, Dhani Harrison (George’s son) and Prince performing “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”. Prince plays a 3 minute guitar solo at the end of the song, and it’s fucking amazing.

I am a marketing genius!

All will be revealed on this special project soon. The WooJew brand will be expanded!
Oh, and according to the nurse, my resting heart rate is unusually high. Huh. She asked if I’d drank alot of coffee, and I told her I hadn’t had caffiene in a day or so. She looked a bit concerned. But my blood pressure is really good, low, but in the good range. So…
Like, what the fuck?

I hate getting my hopes up…

I can’t explain why…yet. But there are reasons for Steven to have an extra bound in his step (at least temporarily). As more details become available I will share them with the Woojew audience.

For now however, everyone just kind of keep their fingers crossed for me. Maybe it will bring me some luck finally.

Probably too soon, but fuck him, he’s a douchebag of the highest degree

Eric, Mike, Steven and I played a game of WWE: The board game last night. Someone went and hung themselves on their weight machine, after killing their family. Who was it? Heres a hint:

ARGH MY FREAKIN NECK!

Holy shit, it’s the Silent but Violent Canadian Crippler, Chris “I’m brain damaged” Benoit!
I hope he is reliving this moment again and again in whatever wretched hell he’s in right now…
Well, the part where he get’s smacked with the chair at 1:22. Fucking tool.

It’s a magical time of year…when the government pays me!

I filed my income taxes yesterday, and much to my delight will be getting the same refund amount I got last year. How much? Fuck you, that’s how much. No, but seriously, I’m happy because it’s enough to pay for my Disney tickets and hotel as well as have a few hundred more for travel and whatnot. What this means is A) I can pay off my portion of what we owe Disney, and B) I don’t have to save up much more to have a nice chunk of spending money. Woohoo!
Just thought I’d share that. Cos…you know…why not? Hey, I got nothing else to talk about at the moment ok?

A practical guide to what?!?

http://apracticalguidetoracism.com/

Just check it out. Not endorsing it or nothin’.