31. March 2008 by Matt.

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28. March 2008 by Matt.

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28. March 2008 by Matt.

Just letting you guys know, we fixed the problem with the spammers, so that should be over and done with. Therefore, you no longer need to be registered to post on the blog, nor do you have to answer a math problem to post a comment!

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26. March 2008 by Matt.

-Matt is eating jellybeans again. I swear to God that kid is gonna get the ‘betes.

-Matt eats a bag every other day.
-Banana rum and coke = awesome.
-Steven wants to become a weekend alcoholic.
-He already drinks on the weekends…now he’ll drink excessively
-Steven will be drunk on Easter. Christians celebrate the return of their Lord via plastic colored eggs. Steven celebrates with drinking.
-You’re not an alcoholic until you drink in the shower.
-Steven did.
-Whatever you do, don’t drink and drive.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6mOxRNLpZCE-
-If you are drunk, call any of us, we’ll gladly come get you. Just don’t drink and drive.
-Matt calls Steven…he may be drunk.
-”Steven, I’m drunk off my ass, come get me. I’m at your house.”
-”You’ve only had jellybeans!”
-Royce is drunk…on power.
-”Alcohol never touches my lips! Hoo-Ha! Neither does vagina! I make exceptions for penis though!” - Royce
-WooJew supports sober driving. No joke there.
-Matt and Steven start getting gay again…talking about road head…
-Matt has a shout out for “Sugar Tits” She knows who she is!
-Steven loves ass!
-”I like Seymour Butts!” - Royce
-Matt’s going to get a new piece of shit (Hyundai)
-Matt was taught not to get road head during driving school. The hard way.
-Eric wishes for Matt to stop being queer.
-Presenting the “Gay Alarm”. WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO
-Steven is going to have some of Eric’s nuts. WEE OOO WEE OOO
-Eric will kill anyone who neglects to bring boobies to the WooJew studios.
-How long can one coast not paying bills? Long time.
-Steven’s nephew may be coming to live with his parents. WooJew is jumping the shark!
-No Country For Old Men is not for young men.
-We brought in a special guest, Roberto, to help us talk about No Country.
-Roberto is mad that all of the Mexicans were killed at the start of the film.
-Roberto didn’t like the ending. Bolt to the head and shit, man.
-Roberto shares the tale of how he used to shit on his porch.
-Matt and Eric dumbfounded by Roberto’s revelation that there are no outhouses in Guadalahara.
-”Why dig a hole when you got a porch, man. Shit rolls everywhere, man.”
-Roberto starts to fill the crew in on how Mexico really is.
-Things start getting a little…heated.
-Roberto talks about the harsh realities for the poor living in Mexico.
-Roberto works “around”.
-Roberto feels that Mexicans don’t go to New York because “el norte is el norte, man”
-Roberto’s dad came at his mother with a machete one time.
-Eric cannot grasp the fact that they Roberto shits on his porch.
-Matt does not grasp the concept of “Mexico”.
-Steven chose to sit in the corner and keep his mouth shut.
-What is Eric most looking forward to about the Disney trip? It being over.
-Matt is most looking forward to seeing the Disney World entrance sign.
-Matt considers Disney to be his 3rd home. What a fruit.
-Steven is looking forward to just getting done with school.

Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, ect. We will read and consider everything! We do what we do for the fans!

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23. March 2008 by Matt.

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23. March 2008 by Matt.

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21. March 2008 by Matt.

WWE The Music Volume 8 represents the WWE trying to reclaim lossess after the Christmas release of RAW: The Music, which contained only two new songs, the rest were previously released. Taken as a “best of” it wasn’t a bad CD, but the type of people who would buy this sort of CD already owned all the original releases.
Despite how shitty the WWE product is at the moment, Jim Johnston, the WWE composer still makes the most of what he’s given and produces pretty decent music. I’ve always been a fan of WWE music so it should come as no surprise that I have been awaiting this one.
The CD definetley feels rushed, especially compared to some of the previous, and much better, albumsincluding Forceable Entry and Wreckless Intent. That said, there are still a few tracks that I enjoy, including “No More Words” by EndeverafteR, which is Jeff Hardy’s new theme song. It sounds crappy as an arena entrance tune, but it’s a good song on the CD. Theory of a Deadman have re-recorded Vince McMahon’s well known theme, “No Chance In Hell”. It’s pretty good. Not as good as the original, but Theory always puts out solid material for WWE and this song continues that. Saliva also puts out another track for the WWE, “Don’t Question My Heart” the new ECW theme. It’s ok. I like Saliva, but this one is a let down. Saliva generally puts out catchy, melodic hard rock, but this one’s just not catchy….or melodic. It’s very generic sounding.
John Morrison’s new theme song isn’t bad. I like how it’s a throw back to 60’s/70’s rock, much like his gimmick, so the song works for him. It could use some stronger vocals though. Shelton Benjamin’s theme is re-recorded, but I’m not sure why. This new one isn’t that good…it’s just a slower, plodding affair. Mr. Kennedy’s theme has been redone again, despite being one of the two new songs on the last release. It’s awful. Airborne does it, and it just sucks. The original is much, much better. Chris Jericho gets yet another remix…and it’s decent. A bit slow, but it’s a welcome departure from his early 2000’s themes. Aiden performs Ashley’s new theme song for the Wal-Mart exclusive version so I’ll have to check that one out. My pre-release copy is just the standard one. Pooh.
So, if you’re a WWE fan, it’s worth checking out, but anyone else will do best to avoid this one. Check out Wreckless Intent instead. Download “No More Words” from iTunes though, it’s worthwhile.

WWE The Music Volume 8 will be in stores March 25.

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19. March 2008 by Matt.

Welcome to the 21st exciting episode of WooJew!
-This is our first episode on the all-new awesome WooJew computer, so please forgive us for any audio problems…we’re still tweaking things.

-Steven has a surprise for Matt.
-Steven got a letter from the IRS, they are voiding his refund.
-We were relying on Steven’s refund to pay for our Disney vacation.
-Matt discovered an error on the IRS letter, they referred to the year ending Dec 2008 instead of 2007!
-Matt is trying to rationalize the entire situation. He doesn’t feel that this is a big deal.
-Steven wrote the letter himself! He and Eric were both in on it!
-Steven and Eric expected Matt to go off on them, but as usual, he fucked things up!
-The gang is very impressed with Steven’s efforts!
-Matt is resigned to the fact that nothing will stop this Disney trip from occuring.
-Steven informs Matt that they are 100% paid up!
-People get Patriotic cancer all the time!
-It’s a good thing Patrick Swayze won’t be going with us to Disney…he’ll be dead.
-We’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive!
-You can apparently cure AIDS by injecting yourself with $180,000
-Barack-attack! Obamanation!
-Geraldo Rivera has tattoos. Matt thinks they are just bruises from getting beaten up.
-Skinheads broke his nose on TV in 1988!

-Jerry Springer is a pitiful bastard!
-Springer ran for Governor on the ticket of “Yeah, I got caught paying for a prostitute!”

-Eric feels that Matt is too passive because of the medication he is taking, and that’s why he didn’t react like they expected.
-Matt will be getting his revenge on Steven.
-Steven went far enough to change the password on the Disney account so that Matt didn’t go cancel it!
-Matt’s patting himself on the back for the editing job he did on episode 20. Matt “pats” himself alot.
-Go to Wikipedia, and search for Twink…
Matt’s boss has referred to him as such….accidently.
-Eric is gonna kick Matt square in the eyeball!
-Steven’s brother Tom joins us!
-Tom got pepper-sprayed as part of his police training!
-He was sprayed with 6%, which really fucking hurts. It’s the standard that law enforcement carries.
-Tom has been hit with 10-13% before, as he works in a jail and accidently got sprayed.
-Matt claims he is willing to get pepper-sprayed!
-Tom shares lots of stories with us about the experience, and some funny stories about other students.
-Tom powered out through the training course, and recieved praise from his superiors. Congrats Tom!
-Matt is at Steven’s house for the free food!
-Eric got peper-sprayed at work. Someone that he had in custody tried to escape, so Eric shot him with spray. The wind caused the spray to hit Eric.
-Eliot Spitzer is an idiot. You don’t pay that much money for whores!
-Steven wants us to stop bad mouthing Lex Luger. He is the total fucking package!
-Matt is a bitchy person.
-Matt loves coke. A cola.
-Eric’s fucktard of the week: Sean Hannity
Steven’s: Dr. Laura Shlessinger
Matt’s: Eric

Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, ect. We will read and consider everything! We do what we do for the fans!

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 This week we played:

“Rendezvous With Anus” by Turbonegro
From the album, Apocalypse Dudes

 “Rush” by Poisonblack
From the album, Lust Stained Despair

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18. March 2008 by Matt.

The Boardwalk at night

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad 

Seeing the Castle from Main Street
The castle

The castle at night

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17. March 2008 by Matt.

This is an XXL interview with rapper DMX that covers many topics, including the presidential election. A felon, DMX can’t vote, so he’s not paying too much attention to the process.

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

There’s lots more here.

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