Show Notes: Episode 21 - Famous People and Hookers

Welcome to the 21st exciting episode of WooJew!
-This is our first episode on the all-new awesome WooJew computer, so please forgive us for any audio problems…we’re still tweaking things.

-Steven has a surprise for Matt.
-Steven got a letter from the IRS, they are voiding his refund.
-We were relying on Steven’s refund to pay for our Disney vacation.
-Matt discovered an error on the IRS letter, they referred to the year ending Dec 2008 instead of 2007!
-Matt is trying to rationalize the entire situation. He doesn’t feel that this is a big deal.
-Steven wrote the letter himself! He and Eric were both in on it!
-Steven and Eric expected Matt to go off on them, but as usual, he fucked things up!
-The gang is very impressed with Steven’s efforts!
-Matt is resigned to the fact that nothing will stop this Disney trip from occuring.
-Steven informs Matt that they are 100% paid up!
-People get Patriotic cancer all the time!
-It’s a good thing Patrick Swayze won’t be going with us to Disney…he’ll be dead.
-We’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive!
-You can apparently cure AIDS by injecting yourself with $180,000
-Barack-attack! Obamanation!
-Geraldo Rivera has tattoos. Matt thinks they are just bruises from getting beaten up.
-Skinheads broke his nose on TV in 1988!

-Jerry Springer is a pitiful bastard!
-Springer ran for Governor on the ticket of “Yeah, I got caught paying for a prostitute!”

-Eric feels that Matt is too passive because of the medication he is taking, and that’s why he didn’t react like they expected.
-Matt will be getting his revenge on Steven.
-Steven went far enough to change the password on the Disney account so that Matt didn’t go cancel it!
-Matt’s patting himself on the back for the editing job he did on episode 20. Matt “pats” himself alot.
-Go to Wikipedia, and search for Twink…
Matt’s boss has referred to him as such….accidently.
-Eric is gonna kick Matt square in the eyeball!
-Steven’s brother Tom joins us!
-Tom got pepper-sprayed as part of his police training!
-He was sprayed with 6%, which really fucking hurts. It’s the standard that law enforcement carries.
-Tom has been hit with 10-13% before, as he works in a jail and accidently got sprayed.
-Matt claims he is willing to get pepper-sprayed!
-Tom shares lots of stories with us about the experience, and some funny stories about other students.
-Tom powered out through the training course, and recieved praise from his superiors. Congrats Tom!
-Matt is at Steven’s house for the free food!
-Eric got peper-sprayed at work. Someone that he had in custody tried to escape, so Eric shot him with spray. The wind caused the spray to hit Eric.
-Eliot Spitzer is an idiot. You don’t pay that much money for whores!
-Steven wants us to stop bad mouthing Lex Luger. He is the total fucking package!
-Matt is a bitchy person.
-Matt loves coke. A cola.
-Eric’s fucktard of the week: Sean Hannity
Steven’s: Dr. Laura Shlessinger
Matt’s: Eric

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 This week we played:

“Rendezvous With Anus” by Turbonegro
From the album, Apocalypse Dudes

 “Rush” by Poisonblack
From the album, Lust Stained Despair

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