Show Notes: Episode 22

-Matt is eating jellybeans again. I swear to God that kid is gonna get the ‘betes.

-Matt eats a bag every other day.
-Banana rum and coke = awesome.
-Steven wants to become a weekend alcoholic.
-He already drinks on the weekends…now he’ll drink excessively
-Steven will be drunk on Easter. Christians celebrate the return of their Lord via plastic colored eggs. Steven celebrates with drinking.
-You’re not an alcoholic until you drink in the shower.
-Steven did.
-Whatever you do, don’t drink and drive.
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-If you are drunk, call any of us, we’ll gladly come get you. Just don’t drink and drive.
-Matt calls Steven…he may be drunk.
-”Steven, I’m drunk off my ass, come get me. I’m at your house.”
-”You’ve only had jellybeans!”
-Royce is drunk…on power.
-”Alcohol never touches my lips! Hoo-Ha! Neither does vagina! I make exceptions for penis though!” - Royce
-WooJew supports sober driving. No joke there.
-Matt and Steven start getting gay again…talking about road head…
-Matt has a shout out for “Sugar Tits” She knows who she is!
-Steven loves ass!
-”I like Seymour Butts!” - Royce
-Matt’s going to get a new piece of shit (Hyundai)
-Matt was taught not to get road head during driving school. The hard way.
-Eric wishes for Matt to stop being queer.
-Presenting the “Gay Alarm”. WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO
-Steven is going to have some of Eric’s nuts. WEE OOO WEE OOO
-Eric will kill anyone who neglects to bring boobies to the WooJew studios.
-How long can one coast not paying bills? Long time.
-Steven’s nephew may be coming to live with his parents. WooJew is jumping the shark!
-No Country For Old Men is not for young men.
-We brought in a special guest, Roberto, to help us talk about No Country.
-Roberto is mad that all of the Mexicans were killed at the start of the film.
-Roberto didn’t like the ending. Bolt to the head and shit, man.
-Roberto shares the tale of how he used to shit on his porch.
-Matt and Eric dumbfounded by Roberto’s revelation that there are no outhouses in Guadalahara.
-”Why dig a hole when you got a porch, man. Shit rolls everywhere, man.”
-Roberto starts to fill the crew in on how Mexico really is.
-Things start getting a little…heated.
-Roberto talks about the harsh realities for the poor living in Mexico.
-Roberto works “around”.
-Roberto feels that Mexicans don’t go to New York because “el norte is el norte, man”
-Roberto’s dad came at his mother with a machete one time.
-Eric cannot grasp the fact that they Roberto shits on his porch.
-Matt does not grasp the concept of “Mexico”.
-Steven chose to sit in the corner and keep his mouth shut.
-What is Eric most looking forward to about the Disney trip? It being over.
-Matt is most looking forward to seeing the Disney World entrance sign.
-Matt considers Disney to be his 3rd home. What a fruit.
-Steven is looking forward to just getting done with school.

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