Show notes for Episode 24

Eric has a hard on.
Steven used to jerk off to the Sears catalog.
Steven took his daughter and two nieces to a play. He also got a frontal lobotamy.
Matt wants to wear a shirt that says “How dare I wear this fucking shirt in front of your goddamn kids” to Torrie’s birthday party. Yeah, that’s classy.
Matt lost his innocence at an orgy. He really only had it for one day, but then he quickly lost it.
Matt noticed that everyone who signed his high school yearbooks always said the same thing, “You seem like a nice person, but I don’t know you too well.”
Matt was antisocial
Steven had people trying to leave notes for other people in his yearbooks.
Matt starts talking up the tv show, Dexter.
Matt loves the show, which is about a serial killer, because he too, kills cereal.
Steven has been a killer since 1993.
Law and Order is a favorite show of the Wooj. Especially how every ten minutes the crime gets worse and worse and hilariously worse.
Talking about blood makes Matt faint. It’s happened before.
Steven had to send his Xbox 360 back to Microsuck again. This is the 3rd time.
Gregory Helms is banging Velvet Skye. We wish we were.
Cryme Tyme returning to WWE = Greatest day ever. EVER.
Steven loves Velvet Skye like Herbert loves Chris Griffin.

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Kylie Minogue reminds Matt of happy times back in high school.
Steven asks Matt to talk about something to gain back his heterosexuality.
Matt decides to talk about Y: The Last Man. Sheesh.
Steven advises Matt that it is illegal to watch pornography on an airplane.
Eric is confused about how long he’s been on WooJew.
Steven is able to read our board…
Matt kicks ass at work!
What -what in the butt!
Girl on girl!
Matt does drugs!
Hoorah!
It’s disgusting to burp up Spagetti O’s.
“Mommy, I need help with this math problem!”
Steven wrote his first story for his publication! Yay!
“Are you sure it was a book…are you sure it wasn’t nothing?”
Eric went up to Windstar on a whim and entered a poker tornament.
Eric ended up finishing 54th place, not fuckin’ bad!
WooJew: The poker tournament, coming soon!
Steven works far less hours per week than Matt and Eric. Fuckstick.
Matt’s phone rings during the show…surprise surprise, his ringtone is a HIM song.
Matt’s sister, Amber, called to tell him about something that happened at work.
Amber then reminds Eric how many days are left until Disney World!
Eric reminds us that his balls no longer itch.
Eric may very well kill Steven and Matt on the way to the airport…

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This week we played:
“Stars”  by Kylie Minogue
From the album, X
“Tomorrow” by SR-71
From the album, TomorrowThese links will take you to Amazon.com, where you can purchase the CDs that we play on the show. If you enjoy the music we play, please support the artists by purchasing their works. Thank you!

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