15. April 2008 by Matt.

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10. April 2008 by Matt.

John’s assistant May Pang just published a book with photos and this is included:

“John, Julian and I left New York the following day to spend Christmas in Florida. On December 29, 1974, the voluminous documents were brought down to John in Florida by one of Apple’s lawyers.
“Take out your camera,” he joked to me. Then he called Harold to go over some final points.
When John hung up the phone, he looked wistfully out the window. I could almost see him replaying the entire Beatles experience in his mind.
He finally picked up his pen and, in the unlikely backdrop of the Polynesian Village Hotel at Disney World, ended the greatest rock ‘n’ roll band in history by simply scrawling John Lennon at the bottom of the page.”

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10. April 2008 by Matt.

Eric has a hard on.
Steven used to jerk off to the Sears catalog.
Steven took his daughter and two nieces to a play. He also got a frontal lobotamy.
Matt wants to wear a shirt that says “How dare I wear this fucking shirt in front of your goddamn kids” to Torrie’s birthday party. Yeah, that’s classy.
Matt lost his innocence at an orgy. He really only had it for one day, but then he quickly lost it.
Matt noticed that everyone who signed his high school yearbooks always said the same thing, “You seem like a nice person, but I don’t know you too well.”
Matt was antisocial
Steven had people trying to leave notes for other people in his yearbooks.
Matt starts talking up the tv show, Dexter.
Matt loves the show, which is about a serial killer, because he too, kills cereal.
Steven has been a killer since 1993.
Law and Order is a favorite show of the Wooj. Especially how every ten minutes the crime gets worse and worse and hilariously worse.
Talking about blood makes Matt faint. It’s happened before.
Steven had to send his Xbox 360 back to Microsuck again. This is the 3rd time.
Gregory Helms is banging Velvet Skye. We wish we were.
Cryme Tyme returning to WWE = Greatest day ever. EVER.
Steven loves Velvet Skye like Herbert loves Chris Griffin.

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Kylie Minogue reminds Matt of happy times back in high school.
Steven asks Matt to talk about something to gain back his heterosexuality.
Matt decides to talk about Y: The Last Man. Sheesh.
Steven advises Matt that it is illegal to watch pornography on an airplane.
Eric is confused about how long he’s been on WooJew.
Steven is able to read our board…
Matt kicks ass at work!
What -what in the butt!
Girl on girl!
Matt does drugs!
Hoorah!
It’s disgusting to burp up Spagetti O’s.
“Mommy, I need help with this math problem!”
Steven wrote his first story for his publication! Yay!
“Are you sure it was a book…are you sure it wasn’t nothing?”
Eric went up to Windstar on a whim and entered a poker tornament.
Eric ended up finishing 54th place, not fuckin’ bad!
WooJew: The poker tournament, coming soon!
Steven works far less hours per week than Matt and Eric. Fuckstick.
Matt’s phone rings during the show…surprise surprise, his ringtone is a HIM song.
Matt’s sister, Amber, called to tell him about something that happened at work.
Amber then reminds Eric how many days are left until Disney World!
Eric reminds us that his balls no longer itch.
Eric may very well kill Steven and Matt on the way to the airport…

Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!

Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out!

You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

This week we played:
“Stars”  by Kylie Minogue
From the album, X
“Tomorrow” by SR-71
From the album, TomorrowThese links will take you to Amazon.com, where you can purchase the CDs that we play on the show. If you enjoy the music we play, please support the artists by purchasing their works. Thank you!

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5. April 2008 by Matt.

Eric’s balls itch.
He really needs to wash down there.
Wrestlemania 24 was this past Sunday. The guys all agree that it was pretty good.
Except for Batista vs. Umaga. That match never happened.
WWE has finally stopped pretending that Chris Benoit never existed.
They should have just blurred him out entirely. “What’s that blur that’s picking up Triple H?”
Owen Hart died in a tragic accident. Chris Benoit caused a few tragedies.
“I’m sorry, I love you.” SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Steven gives WM 24 a 7.5
Matt gives it 7.5
Eric gives it a 6.5

The guys make the suggestion that Cryme Tyme will come back soon.
(NOTE: They returned the very next night after we recorded!)

Steven and Matt made a major change to their Disney plans, they are flying now!
Steven spent 45 minutes on the phone with Disney reservations to set up Magical Express, which took 30 seconds. It was not so magical.
Matt got a haircut! Holy jimminy!
Matt takes medication!
He also got a new car!
Exclamations!
Matt’s favorite podcast, WDWToday, will be at WDW the same week we are!
Eric’s balls still itch!
Royce joins us in the studio for his new segment, Sex Talk with Royce!
Royce suggests Eric put powdered sugar on his balls.
Royce does not know what a clitoris is.
Royce apparently runs a WooJew fansite. When we checked out the URL it was not working…hmmm…
I refuse to type out what goes down in this segment. You’ll have to listen. But be forewarned, it is not for the faint of heart.

Royce suggests that men dress up like Sean Connery from Thunderball to tempt their wives.
Eric chokes Royce out. Thank God!
Matt felt violated.

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Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!

Visit www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out!

You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

This week we played:

“One” performed by Iron Horse
From the album, Fade To Bluegrass: A bluegrass tribute to Metallica

“Wings Of A Butterfly” performed by Jussi Syren and the Groundbreakers
From the album, Heartagrass: An accoustic tribute to HIM

Not available in the United States, can be imported direct from Finland.

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2. April 2008 by Matt.

I spent most of my day off working on my new computer, and subsequently was not able to finish editing WooJew 23. I promise it will be done this weekend. I’m still in the process of learning how to use Vista properly and getting used to the new software that I’ll be using to edit the WooJew shows. I didn’t want to rush anything and put up a half hearted attempt, so I’ve decided to hold off until I have a little more time with this new setup under my belt.

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