It’s me, your old pal, Royce!
Because the guys are going to be on hiatus for a few weeks, I decided that I should take up the responsibility of updating the blog. You may say to your sexy self, “Hey, Royce, why are you posting on the blog now? They aren’t gone yet” That’s a fantastic question! You may also be wondering how I’m posting. Someone, and I’m not naming names, doesn’t use a very creative admin password and I was able to go in and make my own! Heha!
I get many questions e-mailed to me on a weekly basis, more than the others combined. The one I get the most is, “What is a typical day like for Royce?”
Good question.
7 a.m. - Wake up to my cell phone alarm. It’s a recording of Gloria shouting sweet nothings.
7:10 - Shower
7:12 - Clean shower walls. They got a little sticky!
7:30 - Breakfast! A nice hearty bowl of Quaker Brand Oats. Nothing keeps the diabetes away like a hot bowl of oatmeal!
7:57 - Begin my 2 minute drive to work.
7:59 - Clock in at the library. Gotta make sure to clock in early! It’s a good way to rack up a few extra minutes every week!
8:00-10:00 - Sort Berenstain Bears books by severity of sin. The Berenstain Bears Go To The Doctor is at the begining. The Berenstain Bears See a PG Movie is at the end. I may have to remove this one from circulation…it’s too devilish.
10:01 - 10:16 - 15 minute coffee break. I don’t drink coffee because caffeine is a drug…so I enjoy a crisp, cool, Crystal Light instead!
10:17 - 12:00 - Read books to the elderly. Today’s list: High On Life : The Kirk Cameron Story and A Travel Guide To Heaven.
12:01 - Lunch Time! My mom packed me a Lunchables brand lunchoen meat kit! I don’t eat the Andes mint that comes with it because Gloria says I have to watch my figure. And save all my sweets for her.
12:30 - 1:45 - Got locked in supply closet. Decided to use this time by working on my wedding vows.
1:46 - 2:00 - Fill out a time correction form so that I’m not paid for the personal time I used while being locked in the closet.
2:01 - 4:00 - Oogle at the high schoolers that come in to do research. I’ll research ya! Heha!
4:05- Apparently, I was too much of a looky-loo. The local law enforcement department comes in to talk to me.
5:15 - After a lengthy “interrogation”, I manage to avoid jail time. Hmm, my mouth is awfully salty.
5:17 - Arrive home, to my wonderful mother’s sweet ass. Meal.
5:20-6:00 - Dinner! Father has come home! Hooray!
6:05 - 6:30 - Play catcher with my dad. He says that I’m a natural!
6:30 - 9:00 - Adult supervised date with Gloria. We stayed home and watched Matlock DVDs while scarfing down some low-fat ice milk!
9:01 - 9:03 - Royce’s time
9:04 - 9:10 - Clean up.
9:15 - Time to brush my teeth and head to bed, so I can be fresh and ready for another day!
So there you have it, a typical working day for Royce!
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