-Welcome to Royce’s Fantastic Hour!
-Since the boys are still in WDW, Royce is here to as he puts it, “tear things up!”
-Eric, Matt and Steven have just returned to the studio…to find Royce pantless.
-Gloria kicked him out of the house, less than a week into the marriage.
-Steven would really like to know why Royce isn’t wearing pants.
-Apparently it involves a Hamburger fountain, hamburger helper and Royce’s ass.
-Royce has been staying out in Steven’s house, pantless, for about a week now.
-Eric chokes out Royce again.
-Roberto let Royce in the house, and then showed up in Disney World…he’s magical, man.
-Roberto has 20 some-odd children, most named after Latino celebrities. They also thoroughly enjoy chorizo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorizo
-Walt Disney World trip recap:
-The Disney Dining Plan provided them with tons, TONS, of food.
-The boys walked around all day stuffed full.
-Matt and Steven got tanked off frozen margarita’s the first night.
-Matt and Steven may very well have LOST WEIGHT, from all the theme parkin’.
-Matt’s favorite meal was the breakfast buffet at the Crystal Palace, due to all the bacon.
-Steven’s was the all you can eat skillet at the Whispering Canyon Cafe.
-Steven feels that Matt really loves Disney World because of the nostalgia that he has for the place.
-Matt feels that Steven is incorrect.
-While in Disney, Kristin won us “Dream Fastpasses” for a large portion of attractions at the Magic Kingdom!
-Torrie comes to visit us in the studio!
-Torrie really enjoyed meeting all the Princesses.
-Kristin inadvertantly saw Steven’s brother naked.
-AND, she cried during take-off on the way to Orlando!
-Matt and Steven got to ride Toy Story Midway Mania two weeks before the official opening!
-We start to wrap up our Disney coverage with an exclusive interview with Mickey M! Not M. Mouse.
-Steven has seen people on fire before. It’s a whole lot of “meh” for him.
-Did you know? May 17th is Norway Constitution Day!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Constitution_Day
-Steven is a big fan of the Hall Of Presidents.
“WOOO TAFT!” ”GO FILLMORE!”

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-Where else can you publicly cheer for Martin Van Buren?
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-According to Eric, Matt is a homo on principle.
-Eric has been smoke free for a week!
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This week we played:
“Jenny Says” by Cowboy Mouth
From the album, Are You With Me?
“Russian Roulette” by10 Years
From the album, Division