-Matt makes a terrible entrance using Owen Hart’s music…bad Jew…no Bacon
-Matt attempts to be a producer…he’s still on mic
-KEGGER
-Matt fucks up the mics 35 seconds into the show…terrible producer
-Kristin’s brother took 3 gallon jugs of beer from Steven’s house
-Chris Candido died in 2005…Kevin Nash had a staph infection…CC faked a leg injury…2 minutes later gets a leg injury…Died 72 hours later from a staph infection…Wrestlin has never been more real
-Eric wishes death on Kevin Nash
-Steven saw Eric’s girlfriends BOOBS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!!
-And another girl’s BOOBS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!!!!
-Steven fears for his well being
-It was a graduation present
-Steven doesn’t remember Matt leaving the kegger…he drank for 12 hours
-Steven drank 20 out of 32 hours between Friday and Saturday
-Everyone is cool with the BOOBS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!!!
-Jason was naked - “Schlong hanging out”
-Matt is sitting in the “junk” chair
-Matt tries to move the show along…FAIL
-Felicia brought her cousin to the kegger…got naked in front of him
-Old ECW…Where Hardcore Began
-”It’s so great to watch Steve Corino’s head explode”
-”For $200 this guy would risk brain damage for me”
-TNA staff member loses his thumb, some other guy dies
-Stone Cold did it
-Koko B. Ware as a groomsman, with Frankie 2
-”I drooled all over myself because a bird died in a fire…Why wouldn’t he fly away”
-Hulk Hogan + Wrestling = Eh?
-Hulk Hogan + Wrestling + Reality Show = EH?
-Hulk Hogan + Celebrity Wrestling + Reality Show + Dustin Diamond = KICK ASS
-Butterbean should punch Screech
-Mark Paul Goessler did it right, so did Mario Lopez…to an extent
-Next week Matt won’t be allowed in the room
-Woojew the Music Volume 1 is officially available: e-mail Matt for a copy Matt@woojew.com
-Eric’s girlfriend questioned the cover where it says her name on Eric’s To Do list…seemed obvious to the boys
-”It’s either this or we play ookie cookie every time we get together.”
-Steven’s mom was surprised how talkative Matt was a blamed beer…he’d had a glass
-Obvious statement - Keg’s are heavy
-Keg’s are economical if you have 10+ people drinking
-July 4th Kegger…possible
-Superman really is dead…he fell off a horse, then ate babies on Southpark
-Wrestler Chris Benoit’s Murdered Wife NUDE!
-Vince McMahon does cocaine…all those surprised raise your hand
-Kelly Kelly pees in sinks…seriously…google it…images
-Family members should never ask you for PORN…it’s wrong and creepy
-Steven loans out porn…wanna borrow some e-mail him at steven@woojew.com
-Two Girls One Cup now you have to pay for disgusting stuff
-Matt tells a story you can barely hear…because he doesn’t have a mic…because he’s a producer…right
-Wanna see something disturbing…go to google
-Two words: Ed McMahon
-Larryking.com, the boys try and buy it…For the record, this didn’t work it is owned, not by the boys, do not ever go there
-If only there was some way for Ed McMahon to get $25,000 to stop the foreclosure on his house
-Rich People + Coke = Broke (e.g. Ed McMahon and Dustin Diamond)
-”You buy nice cars, you buy nice wives”
-”Fuck you, you dirty old jew”
-Listen to Him…listen to Who?
-Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!
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You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com
This week we played:
“Superman’s Dead” by Our Lady Peace
From the album, A Decade
“I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” by Smitty and T Payne
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