Archive for July 2008

Freddie F*N Prinze Jr.

This man, Freddie Prinze Jr, is the newest member of the WWE creative team.


– As reported earlier, actor and life-long WWE fan Freddie Prinze, Jr. of I Know What You Did Last Summer, Scooby-Doo and She’s All That fame is now a member of the WWE creative team. Vince and Stephanie McMahon are hoping that the addition of Prinze, Jr. to the company will open up more doors to Hollywood. Also, they’re interested in using wife Sarah Michelle Geller for an angle at some point. Prinze, Jr. was introduced to everyone backstage at last night’s show in Washington D.C. He impressed people with how excited he was and willingness to contribute to WWE. Some entertainment news outlets are working on brief pieces about the story.

So, Prinze and Adamle…working to take down WWE from the inside? We entered WWE Bizzaro World back in 2006…and I don’t think we’ve left yet…

Mike F*N Adamle

Mike F*N AdamleSo this guy…this guy right here is the new Raw GM…really. I mean I know WWE is trying to become more unpredicatable and I think anyone would have had to been psychic to see this one coming.

Since joining WWE Adamle has been a bumbling idiot. Now whether or not that is a work or not, I’m not sure. I mean he’s a professional broadcaster. He has been on TV for thirty years and that kind of history shows that he can at least learn the names of the people within the organization. So, if I had to take a guess, Vinnie Mac told him to sound like an idiot. Sometimes it just comes off so cheesy. Take last night’s Raw for example. He called Jillian, Lillian and continually throughout the Mickie James match with Hall continually made blatant mistakes including calling moves wrong and just coming off dry and ridiculous.

The WWE could take this two different ways. They could continut to make him look like an idiot but at the same time make it a new creative direction. Give people like Jamie Noble a title…who would do that, other than Mike Adamle. Put someone like Lance Cade in the title picture…who would do that, other than Mike Adamle. It has a postive possibility but really, who believes that WWE has the forethought for that. That would mean that they would have had to plan this from the very beginning to build Adamle as a complete moron.

The other direction is all the sudden, is to make Adamle all the sudden a wrestling savant. He understands what is going on and what the fans want to see and starts making matches like Cena vs. Batista at Summerslam…for no reason. I mean a Number 1 Contender match is so passe at this point.

You have four men going for the title (Kane, JBL, Batista, Cena) and the champ (CM Punk). As far as I’m concerned you take all five of them and put them in a 25 minute match and the last person to score a pinfall gets the title. The dynamic of all five of them in the ring at the same time allows everyone to play off their strength, instead of their weaknesses. Kane and JBL can carry a match no problem. Batista has the crowd support and so does CM Punk. And Cena needs a good supporting cast to make a good match.

Either way, I guess they succeeded because I am interested in watching at least for another week to find out exactly where they are going to go. Congratulations WWE you’ve swayed me back for at least a week.

X-Men Animated Series coming to DVD!

Finally! My favorite cartoon as a child is coming to DVD! Of course, it’s only coming out in the U.K., and will be a region 2 DVD, but the fuck do I care? I can play region 2 dvds just fine. I’m so excited!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/X-Men-Season-Part-Marvel-Originals/dp/B0017J86DG/ref=pd_bbs_sr_18/203-3452608-1539168?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1217218192&sr=8-18

GAMBIT IN THE WOLVERINE MOVIE!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peeing in a cup

Peeing in a cup

 You would really think with all the advances in medicine, they could come up with an easier way to test for drugs.  I mean I had one company use a mouth swab…doesn’t that make more sense then trying to aim in a cup.

I mean it’s not like you can really control what your doing half the time…it just goes. And if they have to test urine….couldn’t they make it easier or give you gloves…I mean to just hand someone a little cup and tell them to hit it is kind of inhuman isn’t it. I don’t want to pee on my hands…they give you this little room with no sink…it’s distrubing. And how can you go through life and decide…I want to handle other people’s pee for a living. What a demeaning and thankless job.

The Moxy fuckin’ rocks!

One of my favorite new bands, The Moxy, has finally unleashed their own website, www.themoxysound.com. They have their brand new video, “Step Down” on there, and you can also buy an mp3 of the song and the very first limited edition Moxy t-shirt! You can also visit their myspace, www.myspace.com/themoxysound, to hear clips from two other songs. I love these guys and can’t wait to see them become as big as they deserve to be!
If you haven’t already, definately check them out.

Molestation of the Mind Notes

-Matt is caught off guard
-Eric can’t be gay…he has a gag reflex
-”We would be awesome at it” –Matt
-Steven had a guy who he went to high school with kill himself
-The cycle of insane connections continues as Eric knows him through another friend
-Six degrees of Kevin Bacon my ass
-”Do you know a guy named Jeff?”
-Steven is eating M&M peanuts on air…sorry guys
-Dead guys in meat locker at Kroger…gross
-Royce shows up
-And he brought new e-mails
- He and Gloria thought they were pregnant
-Their test came back red…not possible
-”Never heard of a quiff”
-More bad sex advice from Royce
-”It’s simple physics” — Royce
-”It’s formulated especially for Negroes” –Royce
-Royce agrees with very bad things…the Woojew Radio Network and it’s subsidiaries do not agree with the statements made during this segment. ALL of HIS advice should be taken at your own personal risk and Woojew will not be held responsible for any action taken as a result of his advice.
-”Fall down the stairs”

 Storks...seriously?

 -Storks are where herpes come from
-Eric wants to look for himself in the Police Blotter
-Steven has a shocking REVOLUTION…oops Revelation
-Night of Champions predicitons
-”He’ll kind of vibrate between us it will be hot.”
-Steven is drinking banana rum…and a splash of coke

Mickie James(c) vs. Katie Lea Burchill — Eric: Mickie James   Steven: Katie Lea Burchill   Matt: Katie Lea Burchill
Matt Hardy(c) vs. Chavo Guerrero — Eric: Chavo Steven: Matt Hardy Matt: Matt Hardy
John Morrison and The Miz(c) vs. Finley and Hornswoggle — Eric: Finley/Hornswoggle Steven: Miz/Morrison Matt: Mizz/Morrison
Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly(c) vs. Ted DiBiase Jr. and Mystery Opponent — Eric: Rhodes/Holly Steven: Rhodes/Holly Matt: DiBiase/MO
Kane(c) vs. Big Show vs. Mark Henry – Eric: Big Show Steven: Kane Matt: Kane
Natalia Niedhart(c) vs. Mystery Opponent — Eric: Neidhart Steven: Niedhart Matt: Niedhart
Chris Jericho(c) vs. Mystery Opponent — Eric: Jericho Steven: Jericho Matt: MO
Edge(c) vs. Batista — Eric: Batista Steven: Edge Matt: Edge
Triple H(c) vs. John Cena — Eric: Cena Steven: Cena Matt: Triple H

-The results can be read here.
-Steven makes his revelation
-Eric keeps his news for episode 34…stay tuned
-Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you! Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out! You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

This week we played:

Katy Perry's One of the Boys “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry
From the album, One of the Boys

 

 

Jill Sobule's Self Titled Album“I Kissed a Girl” by Jill Sobule
From the album, Jill Sobule

 

The Urban Show Notes

-The Urban Show begins with Steven singing…only a little bit. Sorry guys
-The boys talk about the last intro and Steven, despite years of wrestling knowledge is left in the dark
-Matt is gay…and a jew…and not a producer, he is an on air talent.
-Steven doesn’t keep track of episodes. And yells at Eric for it
-Eric gets retribution
-Steven fixed the web site that he complained so much about in Episode 30.
-Dude who sucked at HTML got fired…WAHHHHHH!
-Steven’s job lost 130 positions
-Steven is not affected, his division is still going strong and making the most profit ever.
-Steven would take a buyout, but they won’t give him one.
-Corporate BS conversation
-Matt is not a nuclear physicist
-”I picked things up pretty quick on the job site.” — Matt
-Eric is not a hair stylist
-Steven FINALLY got access to the WHOLE web site…EVERYTHING
-”THAT’S IT…ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS”
-I should have punched him — Steven
-Steven has already started becoming the “web boss”
-Matt can’t shut up about his life…worthless producer
-Steven’s week has been a roller coaster
-He lost friends in the company to layoffs
-His work downtown has turned into “Survivor: Office Jobs”


Survivor the Office Edition

-Steven will fuck stuff up if he gets fired outright instead of being offered a package
-Eric’s old job had this problem…they cancelled his account as soon as he left to prevent it
-”YOU’RRRRRE FIRRRRED”
-It starts last Wednesday - Steven’s nephew came into town, he’s 17, Steven has been an uncle since he was FIVE
-His hair was dyed black
-”He’s Matt but with talent”
-Steven’s parents have two boats…a pontoon and a speed boat…and lake front property…what the hell
-Woojew boat party
-Obscure Cedric Benson reference alert - SPORTS NEWS WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
-Benson was tasered and peppered sprayed
-Some guy got arrested off a boat at Eagle Mountain
-Steven went shooting again, and he did badly
-Then he got sick
-”That is a tease…motherfucker”
-If you haven’t seen the New Jersey douchebag posts go there…now.
-A couple teases…
-Steven sings again…sorry
-Diggity, diggity, diggity, dog
-DMX has one song, total, he just puts in 18 times on a CD.
-”A good majority still live in Africa, right?”
-Steven’s new book title “Too Fat to Work Out”
-”We should’ve wiped their asses out in World War II”
-”Their racist first” — Eric
-Steven ask Eric intimate questions about his sister
-Steven saw Matt’s sister just out of the shower
-We’re back to death…suicide…depressing things…YAY FUN!


Zoloft, Making even the grumpiest people happy
-Steven continues to battle against antidepressants
-A revelation comes out from the conversation between Matt and Steven
-Cycle of Evil
-Steven has problems with authority
-Matt has no problem confronting authority…he’s better than Steven, in many ways, thanks to the pills
-Matt uses his “work speak” to try and help Steven
-A new project has come to Steven, a web site…YAY WORK!
-Matt’s obsessed with Hookers and Pimps
-It’s like MySpace but for Pimps — Steven
-That is MySpace — Matt
-We may Retcon or Reinvent episode 1-7 with Eric added in
Eric Goes Covert at Work Again

-Eric goes covert again
-”He’s a religion he doesn’t even practice”
-”You practice like I diet”
-”Does that mean I’m like a Catholic or something”
-Eric caught a manager stealing merchandise
-She went to jail because of a prior
-Eric, Steven and Matt all fell into their careers
-Eric works in an affluent neighborhood which cuts down on the stealing
-Wrestlemaniac, buy it, watch it
-The boys are heading to Night of Champions at American Airlines Center
-Weezer and music discussions…
-Black, white and red albums
-Eric hits the obscure music sounds

-Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!

Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out! You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

This week we played:

 Ray J's All I Feel
“Sexy Can I”
by Ray J
From the album, All I Feel

 

 

Donnie Klang's Take You There“Take You There” by Donny Clang
From the album, Take You There

 

 

 

Okay, okay, I’ve learned my lesson…calm down, breathe and everything will work out

Alright so I could just go back and delete the last two posts and pretend it never happened but really what fun would that be. Instead I will just add this update. Things are moving into the right.

I got a new job and will start at the beginning of August and it means a lot for me. More pay and less expenses. So it’s really a win-win situation as far as I can tell. It’s hard to leave my last job, they are amazing people and all of them mean a lot to me. They are a little upset by my departure which feels good. I guess it means I made a difference there.

Yes our babysitter is still gone so Kristin’s job is still going to be just weekends but I’ll be home every night by five and we will have evenings together and it’s kind of nice having her home again. She’s spending time with Torrie and being able to fix up the house again which is a HUGE advantage. I came home last night and everything just looked amazing.

I’m a little apprehensive about this leap, I will finally end my six and a half year career in the newspaper business. Considering I’m only 23, I think that is  quite an accomplishment. I never really thought that I would be there forever and it’s quickly a dying medium. It shouldn’t be because te people who bring you the news that matters shouldn’t be hundreds of miles away in some global news room like Google or Yahoo. They should be from your community and know what it is that is important to you. Many people have lost sight of what is important when it comes to news. Fast and first are important but accuaracy and truthfulness far outweigh those qualities.

Remember that next time you get news from a web site and wonder just who is on the other end. Is it a team of professional journalists who have spent the time and energy to worry about things like ethics or is it any wackjob with an internet connection and some HTML training.

Alright, I’m off my soap box and I’m ready to move on in life. It’s a big leap but it’s about time I took it.

It doesn’t get better

Nearly Noon and already the day is shot to hell, we’ve lost our babysitter and we don’t know what we’re going to do. Kristin will probably quit her job…just as we almost pulled ourselves out of hell we are thrust back in.

Did you ever think you were special?

It’s not true, no matter how hard you work or how hard you try, no matter how nice you are life destroys you. It takes your spirit and crushes under its heavy fist.

I’m so tired…just tired.