-The Urban Show begins with Steven singing…only a little bit. Sorry guys
-The boys talk about the last intro and Steven, despite years of wrestling knowledge is left in the dark
-Matt is gay…and a jew…and not a producer, he is an on air talent.
-Steven doesn’t keep track of episodes. And yells at Eric for it
-Eric gets retribution
-Steven fixed the web site that he complained so much about in Episode 30.
-Dude who sucked at HTML got fired…WAHHHHHH!
-Steven’s job lost 130 positions
-Steven is not affected, his division is still going strong and making the most profit ever.
-Steven would take a buyout, but they won’t give him one.
-Corporate BS conversation
-Matt is not a nuclear physicist
-”I picked things up pretty quick on the job site.” — Matt
-Eric is not a hair stylist
-Steven FINALLY got access to the WHOLE web site…EVERYTHING
-”THAT’S IT…ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS”
-I should have punched him — Steven
-Steven has already started becoming the “web boss”
-Matt can’t shut up about his life…worthless producer
-Steven’s week has been a roller coaster
-He lost friends in the company to layoffs
-His work downtown has turned into “Survivor: Office Jobs”

-Steven will fuck stuff up if he gets fired outright instead of being offered a package
-Eric’s old job had this problem…they cancelled his account as soon as he left to prevent it
-”YOU’RRRRRE FIRRRRED”
-It starts last Wednesday - Steven’s nephew came into town, he’s 17, Steven has been an uncle since he was FIVE
-His hair was dyed black
-”He’s Matt but with talent”
-Steven’s parents have two boats…a pontoon and a speed boat…and lake front property…what the hell
-Woojew boat party
-Obscure Cedric Benson reference alert - SPORTS NEWS WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
-Benson was tasered and peppered sprayed
-Some guy got arrested off a boat at Eagle Mountain
-Steven went shooting again, and he did badly
-Then he got sick
-”That is a tease…motherfucker”
-If you haven’t seen the New Jersey douchebag posts go there…now.
-A couple teases…
-Steven sings again…sorry
-Diggity, diggity, diggity, dog
-DMX has one song, total, he just puts in 18 times on a CD.
-”A good majority still live in Africa, right?”
-Steven’s new book title “Too Fat to Work Out”
-”We should’ve wiped their asses out in World War II”
-”Their racist first” — Eric
-Steven ask Eric intimate questions about his sister
-Steven saw Matt’s sister just out of the shower
-We’re back to death…suicide…depressing things…YAY FUN!
-Steven continues to battle against antidepressants
-A revelation comes out from the conversation between Matt and Steven
-Cycle of Evil
-Steven has problems with authority
-Matt has no problem confronting authority…he’s better than Steven, in many ways, thanks to the pills
-Matt uses his “work speak” to try and help Steven
-A new project has come to Steven, a web site…YAY WORK!
-Matt’s obsessed with Hookers and Pimps
-It’s like MySpace but for Pimps — Steven
-That is MySpace — Matt
-We may Retcon or Reinvent episode 1-7 with Eric added in

-Eric goes covert again
-”He’s a religion he doesn’t even practice”
-”You practice like I diet”
-”Does that mean I’m like a Catholic or something”
-Eric caught a manager stealing merchandise
-She went to jail because of a prior
-Eric, Steven and Matt all fell into their careers
-Eric works in an affluent neighborhood which cuts down on the stealing
-Wrestlemaniac, buy it, watch it
-The boys are heading to Night of Champions at American Airlines Center
-Weezer and music discussions…
-Black, white and red albums
-Eric hits the obscure music sounds
-Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!
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This week we played:

“Sexy Can I” by Ray J
From the album, All I Feel
“Take You There” by Donny Clang
From the album, Take You There