Episode 34 show notes!!!

-We’re back!

 -Eric was entrusted with coming up with an intro this week…he failed miserably.

-Eric died, and that’s why we were gone for a few months…luckily, he came back.

-Eric is a lot like Jesus, what with his coming back to life and his giant bubba keg. (Also notice the bright glow he emits!)

-Steven questions the lack of urination on his part.

-What have we been up to these past months?

Matt: Took over a larger department at work,
            Who wants to move to Argentina?!?
Eric: Getting his pud piddled.
         Going back to school in December!
Steven: Left another job
            Heroin. Lots of it.

-Steven has a solid back porch that he just built. Nothing buried under there…

-The boys have been playing a “fuck ton” of Rock Band/2 for the last 3 months.

-WooJew celebrated our One Year Anniversary last month by doing all of nothing.

-Sarah Palin is alotta too Jesus-y for Matt.

-Eric feels she should be kicked in the cunt.
-She needs to keep an eye on Russia…in case the commies start invading.
-Matt lived in South Florida…so he has foreign policy experience with Cuba.
-”Democrats: Kill all the babies!”
-Coming soon: WooJew Presents: Sexual Harassment…AND YOU!
-This episode has seen more “cunts” than any prior WooJew.
-It’s hard to talk about Sarah Palin without using the word, “cunt”.
-Oh no, Matt’s talking about HIM again.
-Steven’s character in Rock Band 2 has “Fuck Cunt” tattooed on his chest.

-Ville Valo stars in the Finnish dub of Madagascar 2. He plays the part of “Moto Moto”.
-Matt has no idea what he’s talking about when it comes to vinyl record quality.

-HIM Razorblade Romance 2 LP vinyl is out 11/04. Preorder at interpunk.com or bestbuy.com

-Steven doesn’t trust Matt. Big shocker.
-Steven is on pills. They make it so he doesn’t kill as much.
-Eric’s teeth are like chicklets. They keep falling out. What the fuck does that mean?
-Steven had nightmares as a child because of the Super Mario Bros. movie. Goddamn Goombahs.
-One of Matt’s earliest nightmares involved this character:

It explains alot about Matt.
-Eric lived next to Elm street as a child. That fuckin’ sucks.
-Steven dies alot in his dreams.
-Eric becomes vampires in his dreams.
-Steven stalks and kills women in his dreams. Creeeeepy.
-Eric nearly drove off a cliff when the Cubs lost to the Dodgers last week.
-Steven watches more sports now, despite that he no longer works for the sports department of the Star Telegram.
-Matt doesn’t know shit about sports.
-Some dumbshit at a Cats game got his windshield busted in by a ball!

Comments, questions, concerns? E-mail us!
matt@woojew.com, steven@woojew.com, eric@woojew.com
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This week we played:

“She’s Like Heroin” by System of a Down
From the album, Hypnotize



“I Kissed A Boy” by Cobra Starship
From the internet!

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