5. October 2008 by Eric.

COMING VERY SOON!!!!  BACK TO THE ‘AIRWAVES’

THREE GUYS THAT WILL BE FLYING TO CHICAGO TO HURT THE CUBS FOR THE NUT SHOT THAT THEY GAVE TO THER FANS THIS WEEKEND!!! 

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13. August 2008 by Steven.

We’re on a bit of a hiatus. Things have been crazy in the Woojew world and getting Matt, Eric and I together let alone long enough to do a show has been somewhat cumbersome. Rest assured however that this is not the end of Woojew but merely a small break. We will be back and better than ever. Keep checking here and on the main site for more updates.

–Steven

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22. July 2008 by Steven.

-Matt is caught off guard
-Eric can’t be gay…he has a gag reflex
-”We would be awesome at it” –Matt
-Steven had a guy who he went to high school with kill himself
-The cycle of insane connections continues as Eric knows him through another friend
-Six degrees of Kevin Bacon my ass
-”Do you know a guy named Jeff?”
-Steven is eating M&M peanuts on air…sorry guys
-Dead guys in meat locker at Kroger…gross
-Royce shows up
-And he brought new e-mails
- He and Gloria thought they were pregnant
-Their test came back red…not possible
-”Never heard of a quiff”
-More bad sex advice from Royce
-”It’s simple physics” — Royce
-”It’s formulated especially for Negroes” –Royce
-Royce agrees with very bad things…the Woojew Radio Network and it’s subsidiaries do not agree with the statements made during this segment. ALL of HIS advice should be taken at your own personal risk and Woojew will not be held responsible for any action taken as a result of his advice.
-”Fall down the stairs”

 -Storks are where herpes come from
-Eric wants to look for himself in the Police Blotter
-Steven has a shocking REVOLUTION…oops Revelation
-Night of Champions predicitons
-”He’ll kind of vibrate between us it will be hot.”
-Steven is drinking banana rum…and a splash of coke

Mickie James(c) vs. Katie Lea Burchill — Eric: Mickie James   Steven: Katie Lea Burchill   Matt: Katie Lea Burchill
Matt Hardy(c) vs. Chavo Guerrero — Eric: Chavo Steven: Matt Hardy Matt: Matt Hardy
John Morrison and The Miz(c) vs. Finley and Hornswoggle — Eric: Finley/Hornswoggle Steven: Miz/Morrison Matt: Mizz/Morrison
Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly(c) vs. Ted DiBiase Jr. and Mystery Opponent — Eric: Rhodes/Holly Steven: Rhodes/Holly Matt: DiBiase/MO
Kane(c) vs. Big Show vs. Mark Henry – Eric: Big Show Steven: Kane Matt: Kane
Natalia Niedhart(c) vs. Mystery Opponent — Eric: Neidhart Steven: Niedhart Matt: Niedhart
Chris Jericho(c) vs. Mystery Opponent — Eric: Jericho Steven: Jericho Matt: MO
Edge(c) vs. Batista — Eric: Batista Steven: Edge Matt: Edge
Triple H(c) vs. John Cena — Eric: Cena Steven: Cena Matt: Triple H

-The results can be read here.
-Steven makes his revelation
-Eric keeps his news for episode 34…stay tuned-Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you! Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out! You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

“I Kissed a Girl” by Jill Sobule
From the album, Jill Sobule

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21. July 2008 by Steven.

-The Urban Show begins with Steven singing…only a little bit. Sorry guys
-The boys talk about the last intro and Steven, despite years of wrestling knowledge is left in the dark
-Matt is gay…and a jew…and not a producer, he is an on air talent.
-Steven doesn’t keep track of episodes. And yells at Eric for it
-Eric gets retribution
-Steven fixed the web site that he complained so much about in Episode 30.
-Dude who sucked at HTML got fired…WAHHHHHH!
-Steven’s job lost 130 positions
-Steven is not affected, his division is still going strong and making the most profit ever.
-Steven would take a buyout, but they won’t give him one.
-Corporate BS conversation
-Matt is not a nuclear physicist
-”I picked things up pretty quick on the job site.” — Matt
-Eric is not a hair stylist
-Steven FINALLY got access to the WHOLE web site…EVERYTHING
-”THAT’S IT…ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS”
-I should have punched him — Steven
-Steven has already started becoming the “web boss”
-Matt can’t shut up about his life…worthless producer
-Steven’s week has been a roller coaster
-He lost friends in the company to layoffs
-His work downtown has turned into “Survivor: Office Jobs”

-Steven continues to battle against antidepressants
-A revelation comes out from the conversation between Matt and Steven
-Cycle of Evil
-Steven has problems with authority
-Matt has no problem confronting authority…he’s better than Steven, in many ways, thanks to the pills
-Matt uses his “work speak” to try and help Steven
-A new project has come to Steven, a web site…YAY WORK!
-Matt’s obsessed with Hookers and Pimps
-It’s like MySpace but for Pimps — Steven
-That is MySpace — Matt
-We may Retcon or Reinvent episode 1-7 with Eric added in

Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out! You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

“Take You There” by Donny Clang
From the album, Take You There

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24. June 2008 by Matt.

-Matt makes a terrible entrance using Owen Hart’s music…bad Jew…no Bacon
-Matt attempts to be a producer…he’s still on mic
-KEGGER
-Matt fucks up the mics 35 seconds into the show…terrible producer
-Kristin’s brother took 3 gallon jugs of beer from Steven’s house
-Chris Candido died in 2005…Kevin Nash had a staph infection…CC faked a leg injury…2 minutes later gets a leg injury…Died 72 hours later from a staph infection…Wrestlin has never been more real
-Eric wishes death on Kevin Nash
-Steven saw Eric’s girlfriends BOOBS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!!
-And another girl’s BOOBS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!!!!
-Steven fears for his well being
-It was a graduation present
-Steven doesn’t remember Matt leaving the kegger…he drank for 12 hours
-Steven drank 20 out of 32 hours between Friday and Saturday
-Everyone is cool with the BOOBS!!!! BOOBS!!!!!!!
-Jason was naked - “Schlong hanging out”
-Matt is sitting in the “junk” chair
-Matt tries to move the show along…FAIL
-Felicia brought her cousin to the kegger…got naked in front of him
-Old ECW…Where Hardcore Began
-”It’s so great to watch Steve Corino’s head explode”
-”For $200 this guy would risk brain damage for me”
-TNA staff member loses his thumb, some other guy dies
-Stone Cold did it
-Koko B. Ware as a groomsman, with Frankie 2
-”I drooled all over myself because a bird died in a fire…Why wouldn’t he fly away”
-Hulk Hogan + Wrestling = Eh?
-Hulk Hogan + Wrestling + Reality Show = EH?
-Hulk Hogan + Celebrity Wrestling + Reality Show + Dustin Diamond = KICK ASS
-Butterbean should punch Screech
-Mark Paul Goessler did it right, so did Mario Lopez…to an extent
-Next week Matt won’t be allowed in the room
-Woojew the Music Volume 1 is officially available: e-mail Matt for a copy Matt@woojew.com
-Eric’s girlfriend questioned the cover where it says her name on Eric’s To Do list…seemed obvious to the boys

-”It’s either this or we play ookie cookie every time we get together.”
-Steven’s mom was surprised how talkative Matt was a blamed beer…he’d had a glass
-Obvious statement - Keg’s are heavy
-Keg’s are economical if you have 10+ people drinking
-July 4th Kegger…possible
-Superman really is dead…he fell off a horse, then ate babies on Southpark
-Wrestler Chris Benoit’s Murdered Wife NUDE!
-Vince McMahon does cocaine…all those surprised raise your hand
-Kelly Kelly pees in sinks…seriously…google it…images
-Family members should never ask you for PORN…it’s wrong and creepy
-Steven loans out porn…wanna borrow some e-mail him at steven@woojew.com
-Two Girls One Cup now you have to pay for disgusting stuff
-Matt tells a story you can barely hear…because he doesn’t have a mic…because he’s a producer…right
-Wanna see something disturbing…go to google
-Two words: Ed McMahon
-Larryking.com, the boys try and buy it…For the record, this didn’t work it is owned, not by the boys, do not ever go there
-If only there was some way for Ed McMahon to get $25,000 to stop the foreclosure on his house
-Rich People + Coke = Broke (e.g. Ed McMahon and Dustin Diamond)
-”You buy nice cars, you buy nice wives”
-”Fuck you, you dirty old jew”
-Listen to Him…listen to Who?

-Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!

Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out!

You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

This week we played:

“Superman’s Dead” by Our Lady Peace
From the album,  A Decade

“I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” by Smitty and T Payne

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13. June 2008 by Matt.

-Hooray for Barack Obama!
-Matt bought a 3 DVD box set about the U.S. Presidents. Dork.
-We need to stop codding our children. Let the dumb ones sit in the mud. - Matt Schlein
-Red pens hurt your feelings.
-Steven would like to be rewarded for his being a decent guy.
-It’s always sunny in North Texas!
-Matt has a broader knowledge of HTML than the guy that runs the website at Steven’s work.
-HTM-what now?
-Tonight at ten…can WooJew kill you??? LISTEN NOW…AT TEN O CLOCK!
-Kristin calls in! She’s going to Derek’s house!
-Matt’s taking a step back from active hosting duties on the show. He’ll be more of a producer.
-Eric and Steven don’t quite understand.
-Matt is the Potsie of WooJew.
-What what in the butt?
-…and that’s how cold activation works!
-The boys play 6 degree of Kevin Bacon, except without any destination in mind.
-Matt LeBlanc was in the Red Shoe Diaries.
-So was Tasha Yar!
-I’m not just sure, I’m HIV postitive!
-FAG!Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!

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28. May 2008 by Matt.

-Welcome to Royce’s Fantastic Hour!
-Since the boys are still in WDW, Royce is here to as he puts it, “tear things up!”
-Eric, Matt and Steven have just returned to the studio…to find Royce pantless.
-Gloria kicked him out of the house, less than a week into the marriage.
-Steven would really like to know why Royce isn’t wearing pants.
-Apparently it involves a Hamburger fountain, hamburger helper and Royce’s ass.
-Royce has been staying out in Steven’s house, pantless, for about a week now.
-Eric chokes out Royce again.
-Roberto let Royce in the house, and then showed up in Disney World…he’s magical, man.
-Roberto has 20 some-odd children, most named after Latino celebrities. They also thoroughly enjoy chorizo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorizo

“Russian Roulette” by10 Years
From the album, Division
 

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22. April 2008 by Matt.

Steven’s house burnt down. Kristin did it.
Well, not really.
We’re 26 days away from Disney! (at time of recording)
Can the boys “neutralize” a person with baking soda?
Matt likes to pull down his pants in the WooJew studio so that people can “experience Matt”
If Matt left WooJew, it would turn into WooSnugs! or SnugWoo!
Amber calls Matt while he’s on the air, again.
Eric won LP associate of the month at his job. Way to go Eric!
Steven is going to buy his wrestling ring…soon!
Steven only has 4 days of class left between now and graduation!
The guys start looking up “Mickey Mouse porn”. Somehow we came across this photo as well:

When we come back from the first song, Eric and Matt consider getting naked…what, it’s hot in the studio!
Sleeping Beauty has an actual name…Steve Leaping Beauty.
Eric doesn’t quite care. He seems to be angry about the Disney trip. Odd.
Steven would like to take Kristin on a cruise…so as to send her overboard. The boys go over plans.
Eric’s parents don’t like him, like he don’t like us.
3 things everyone should do: Fly on a plane, do drugs, do a prostitute.
Matt wants to do all 3 at once.
Matt’s hands suddenly smell like chlorine.

Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!

Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out!

You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.comor steven@woojew.com

This week we played:

“Man On The Moon” by R.E.M.
From the album, Automatic For The People

“Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams [2007 Version]” by The 69 Eyes
From the album, Angels

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17. April 2008 by Matt.

My computer is retarded and lost my show notes. I had them typed and saved, but now it’s telling me that the file path is incorrect. It somehow saved them to my jump drive, which was not connected at the time. Fucking Windows Vista.

Really, all you need to know is that someone had a clit-ring emergency. Yep. That’s it.

Clitastrophy 2008!

This week we played:

“Little Drop Of Poison” by Tom Waits
From the Shrek 2 soundtrack

“Cross My Heart And Hope To Die” by Sentenced
From the album, Cold White Light

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10. April 2008 by Matt.

Eric has a hard on.
Steven used to jerk off to the Sears catalog.
Steven took his daughter and two nieces to a play. He also got a frontal lobotamy.
Matt wants to wear a shirt that says “How dare I wear this fucking shirt in front of your goddamn kids” to Torrie’s birthday party. Yeah, that’s classy.
Matt lost his innocence at an orgy. He really only had it for one day, but then he quickly lost it.
Matt noticed that everyone who signed his high school yearbooks always said the same thing, “You seem like a nice person, but I don’t know you too well.”
Matt was antisocial
Steven had people trying to leave notes for other people in his yearbooks.
Matt starts talking up the tv show, Dexter.
Matt loves the show, which is about a serial killer, because he too, kills cereal.
Steven has been a killer since 1993.
Law and Order is a favorite show of the Wooj. Especially how every ten minutes the crime gets worse and worse and hilariously worse.
Talking about blood makes Matt faint. It’s happened before.
Steven had to send his Xbox 360 back to Microsuck again. This is the 3rd time.
Gregory Helms is banging Velvet Skye. We wish we were.
Cryme Tyme returning to WWE = Greatest day ever. EVER.
Steven loves Velvet Skye like Herbert loves Chris Griffin.

southparkstudios.com

Kylie Minogue reminds Matt of happy times back in high school.
Steven asks Matt to talk about something to gain back his heterosexuality.
Matt decides to talk about Y: The Last Man. Sheesh.
Steven advises Matt that it is illegal to watch pornography on an airplane.
Eric is confused about how long he’s been on WooJew.
Steven is able to read our board…
Matt kicks ass at work!
What -what in the butt!
Girl on girl!
Matt does drugs!
Hoorah!
It’s disgusting to burp up Spagetti O’s.
“Mommy, I need help with this math problem!”
Steven wrote his first story for his publication! Yay!
“Are you sure it was a book…are you sure it wasn’t nothing?”
Eric went up to Windstar on a whim and entered a poker tornament.
Eric ended up finishing 54th place, not fuckin’ bad!
WooJew: The poker tournament, coming soon!
Steven works far less hours per week than Matt and Eric. Fuckstick.
Matt’s phone rings during the show…surprise surprise, his ringtone is a HIM song.
Matt’s sister, Amber, called to tell him about something that happened at work.
Amber then reminds Eric how many days are left until Disney World!
Eric reminds us that his balls no longer itch.
Eric may very well kill Steven and Matt on the way to the airport…

Send us song suggestions, comments, ideas, etc. We will read and consider everything. We do what we do for you!

Visit http://www.kirby-author.com to download FREE copies of Steven’s novels. They are great, check them out!

You can e-mail us at eric@woojew.com, matt@woojew.com or steven@woojew.com

This week we played:
“Stars”  by Kylie Minogue
From the album, X
“Tomorrow” by SR-71
From the album, TomorrowThese links will take you to Amazon.com, where you can purchase the CDs that we play on the show. If you enjoy the music we play, please support the artists by purchasing their works. Thank you!

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