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The love of a doll

Some guy I know…..

Michael Vick is an a**hole

In the same day that Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison for torturing and killing dogs (even pitbulls that I hate, this is still a disgusting crime) we get a call at work.

“Michael Vick needs to play for the Cowboys when he gets out in 18 months.”

“We need to start working on that.”

F***ing A**holes. Tired of it, really, really, really tired of it.

Keeping fingers crossed again

Had another job interview at 10:30 this morning, it went well (I think). So everyone keep your fingers crossed for one of your two favorite hosts on Woojew.

I hope someone else finds this as funny as I do…

From this article about “The Golden Compass” and the new “Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” movies. It basically is an attack from the atheist about the pro-Jesus book Prince Caspian (it’s more of a retaliation after pro-Jesus people have been attacking “The Golden Compass” for months).

Click here if you want to read the whole thing.

I’m sure both movies are visually amazing and I will see both (despite the fact that I am agnostic, I have read the entire Narnia series and loved it, why can’t people view an idea rather than attacking it for subtle similarities to other works).

However, I find a lighter side in this quote below…………

“It was clear right from the start that the makers of these films intended to take out the pro-religious elements of Lewis’s books. In doing that they are taking the heart out of it, losing the point of it, castrating it,” said Peri Anderson, president of Mothers For United Church & King Eternal Ruling; a British women’s organization that promotes traditional British values and the reestablishment of a theocracy with a male monarch as head of the British Empire and Church of England.

If they used an accronym (and they may have done this intentionally for that) but they would be the MFUCKERs or the Mother FUCKERs depending on how you looked at it.

 Mothers

For

United

Church &

King

Eternal

Ruling

If I die, I want everyone to know that I love them

I can’t really say if I’m going to die but have you ever had that sinking feeling in your stomach.

I just got a call at work from some random guy. I can’t remember the conversation verbatim but I want to write this down in case something happens.

“I’m having shortness of breath”

“I left my testimony at a college inside a King James”

“My mama was murdered”

“I won’t go back inside a church, even though I’m black, I won’t go back inside a church”

“I’ll be downtown”

“I’m bringing you a letter, I’ll address it to Steven. It will have directions to a college where my testimony is”

Click

If I get a letter, I’m not really sure what to do, but I can’t imagine it will be healthy. I kind of hope I do, and I kind of hope that it really has directions to this guy’s testimony.

I’ll keep you updated.